Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
-
-
*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can
-
“the world doesn’t owe you anything!” motherfucker I never asked to be born the world owes me fucking everything for the existence it imposed on me
-
she loves to sleep in the ironing basket
-
me: *does literally one thing*
me:
-
How to turn Hamlet into a comedy:
- mmm whatcha say
